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:iconemogirl1820:
Do I really need to explain?

AND THIS WAS JUST ONE PARAGRAPH, IMAGINE THE WHOLE BOOK. *dies*
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~hiru-ma-enjiru Feb 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
*Vomits* WOW

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~Jeishii Nov 24, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I didn't even get that far. I made it to page 142. D: And then my head asploded.

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~SpindleWinter Oct 30, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Er... Whut? And I thought I went overboard with description...

Eesh, if Mayer does nothing else she makes me feel better about my own skill at writing. In fact, just because of her I'm going finish my book, publish it... And then beat her to death with the hardback version, screaming "My vampires don't sparkle! My vampires don't sparkle!"

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~SpindleWinter Oct 30, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Also, I believe I just vomited through my eyes reading that.

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:iconmuseofluciana:
Singing to himself?
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:iconmasterarbor:
All I can say to this paragraph is...*facepalm*
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:iconvalkeri4071:
I can't believe I liked this sad excuse for toilet paper.....my story was just like :iconshewolf51:'s.
Sad really.
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:iconthejumpingkoi:
Good God.
Anne Rice and all good vampire literature writers roll in their grave every time someone reads that paragraph and thinks it explains a real vampire.
x_x Poor, poor vampires. Meyer will have a LOT of enraged, non-sparkling vampires and real vampire fans knocking on their door; not to mention feminists and those who write quality literature.

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I admit, for some reason that is beyond my comprehension, I used to like the books and owned all four. I haven't read any of them since then and I came to my senses shortly after finishing the horribly written fanfiction that was Breaking Dawn (and they're currently in a bag waiting to be sold to the closest place that will take them). But reading over this paragraph again literally makes me cringe. It wouldn't be as bad (but still bad) if she just described him in depth at this one point in the book. But no, she constantly goes on about the bastard's appearance and how "perfect" he is through the entire series. >_<

I admit that I'm scared for the future when it comes to this sort of thing. A lot of today's youth are reading drivel like this thinking it's good literature or that this is what all vampires are like. When my sister was in tenth grade the school was doing Dracula for the annual play. One of the girls trying out for a part honestly thought Dracula sparkled.

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~EmoGirl1820 Mar 6, 2011  Student Writer
Oh god. the youth of todaay scares me.

and don't worry, i used to own all four books too.


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